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Subiect: Bancuri (limba engleza) / Jokes

  1. #151
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    Implicit

    what's the difference between space aliens and illegal aliens?

    A:

    ɯoɹɟ ǝɯoɔ ʎǝɥʇ ǝɹǝʍ ʞɔɐq oƃ ʎllɐnsn sǝuo ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ
    plecat de-acasă.

  2. #152
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    Tot pentru aia care cred ca e vineri in fiecare zi a saptamanii .....

  3. #153
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    at home
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    Citat Postat în original de manolica1 Vezi post
    A man received message from his indian neighbor:
    "Sorry sir, I am using your wife... day and night... when you are not present at home.... In fact - more than you;
    I confess because now I feel very much guilty... Hope you will accept my sincere apologies".


    ... And the man shot his wife.......


    A few minutes later he received another message: "Sorry sir, spelling mistake ... wi fi. Not wife".
    That was so cool!!! We work with Indians....it's so true!!
    <<<fiintele umane cele mai fericite nu poseda mare lucru. ele sunt.>>>

  4. #154
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    An attorney, representing a wealthy art collector, called and asked to speak to his client.
    "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
    The art collector replied, "I had an awful day, lets hear the good news first."
    The lawyer said, "Well I met your wife today and she informed me that she invested $5000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 - $20 million; and I think she could be right."
    Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done, my wife is a brilliant business woman! You just made my day! Now I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
    The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
    _____________________________________________

    Got in touch with my inner-self today.
    I'll never buy cheap one-ply toilet paper again.
    _____________________________________________

    Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears.
    Sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile.
    But fart just one time...
    _____________________________________________
    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
    _____________________________________________

    Quitting Facebook is the adult version of running away from home.
    We all know you're doing it for attention and you'll be back.
    _____________________________________________
    One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Johnny staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church's foyer.
    The plaque was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.
    "Father Donovan,"
    the boy asked, "what is this?"
    "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service," t
    he priest explained.
    They stood together quietly, staring at the memorial plaque.
    Little Johnny softly asked, "Which service? The 9:00 or the 10:30?"
    plecat de-acasă.

  5. #155
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    Implicit Catholic coffee morning in rome

    CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME

    Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square .

    The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him
    'Father'."

    The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him
    'Your Grace'."

    The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says
    'Your Eminence'."

    The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
    'Your Holiness'."

    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

    She proudly replies, I have a daughter, SLIM & TALL with a beautiful face and stunning figure

    When she walks into a room, people say,
    Oh MY God!

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