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Subiect: Syria intra curind in razboi intern, asa ca merita un "thread"

  1. #11
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    ca să priceapă tot omu', conflictu' sirianez explicat pe înțelesul tuturor:

    A highly restricted briefing document on Syria…

    President Assad ( who is bad ) is a nasty guy who got so nasty his people rebelled and the Rebels ( who are good ) started winning (hurrah!).


    But then some of the rebels turned a bit nasty and are now called Islamic State ( who are definitely bad!) and some continued to support democracy (who are still good.)


    So the Americans ( who are good ) started bombing Islamic State ( who are bad ) and giving arms to the Syrian Rebels ( who are good ) so they could fight Assad ( who is still bad ) which was good.

    By the way, there is a breakaway state in the north run by the Kurds who want to fight IS ( which is a good thing ) but the Turkish authorities think they are bad, so we have to say they are bad whilst secretly thinking they’re good and giving them guns to fight IS (which is good) but that is another matter.


    Getting back to Syria.


    So President Putin ( who is bad, cos he invaded Crimea and the Ukraine and killed lots of folks including that nice Russian man in London with polonium poisoned sushi ) has decided to back Assad ( who is still bad ) by attacking ISIS ( who are also bad ) which is sort of a good thing?


    But Putin ( still bad ) thinks the Syrian Rebels ( who are good ) are also bad, and so he bombs them too, much to the annoyance of the Americans ( who are good ) who are busy backing and arming the rebels ( who are also good).

    Now Iran ( who used to be bad, but now they have agreed not to build any nuclear weapons and bomb Israel are now good ) are going to provide ground troops to support Assad ( still bad ) as are the Russians ( bad ) who now have ground troops and aircraft in Syria.


    So a Coalition of Assad ( still bad ) Putin ( extra bad ) and the Iranians (good, but in a bad sort of way ) are going to attack IS ( who are bad ) which is a good thing, but also the Syrian Rebels ( who are good ) which is bad.


    Now the British ( obviously good, except that nice Mr Corbyn in the corduroy jacket, who is probably bad ) and the Americans ( also good ) cannot attack Assad ( still bad ) for fear of upsetting Putin ( bad ) and Iran ( good /bad) and now they have to accept that Assad might not be that bad after all compared to IS ( who are super bad).


    So Assad ( bad ) is now probably good, being better than IS ( but let’s face it, drinking your own wee is better than IS so no real choice there ) and since Putin and Iran are also fighting IS that may now make them Good.
    America ( still Good ) will find it hard to arm a group of rebels being attacked by the Russians for fear of upsetting Mr Putin ( now good ) and that nice mad Ayatollah in Iran ( also Good ) and so they may be forced to say that the Rebels are now Bad, or at the very least abandon them to their fate. This will lead most of them to flee to Turkey and on to Europe or join IS ( still the only constantly bad group).


    To Sunni Muslims, an attack by Shia Muslims ( Assad and Iran ) backed by Russians will be seen as something of a Holy War, and the ranks of IS will now be seen by the Sunnis as the only Jihadis fighting in the Holy War and hence many Muslims will now see IS as Good ( Doh!.)


    Sunni Muslims will also see the lack of action by Britain and America in support of their Sunni rebel brothers as something of a betrayal ( mmm.might have a point.) and hence we will be seen as Bad.


    So now we have America ( now bad ) and Britain ( also bad ) providing limited support to Sunni Rebels ( bad ) many of whom are looking to IS (Good / bad ) for support against Assad ( now good ) who, along with Iran (also Good) and Putin ( also, now, unbelievably, Good ) are attempting to retake the country Assad used to run before all this started?


    I hope that clears all this up for you!
    plecat de-acasă.

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    Bravo stimabile, hai ca am tras o burta de ras de la prima ora. Din pacate, pe cat de hazliu, pe atat de adevarat. Incearca drace de dezleaga itele acolo. Poate doar romica sa reuseasca.

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    Citat Postat în original de shogunelu Vezi post
    hai ca am tras o burta de ras de la prima ora. Din pacate, pe cat de hazliu, pe atat de adevarat.
    Eu am pierdut timpul citind atata sodom de text de pomana. Am aflat ceea ce stiam deja: America e good si restul lumii e bad.
    Si nici urma de antiamericanism, doar un zambet.
    "The only real proof that there is intelligent life in outer space is that they have never tried to contact us."

    Bill Watterson

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    “Deși toată lumea se aștepta ca rețelele ISIS să fie destructurate de serviciile secrete, totul s-a schimbat în momentul în care primul român din Paris a furat o centură de explozibil pentru a o vinde la fier vechi. Văzând că se pot obține bani buni, românii au devenit în scurt timp spaima teroriștilor, care se plâng zilnic că sunt agresați fizic și verbal de aceștia.
    Nu ne-a venit să credem când la noi a venit primul terorist pentru a depune plângere după ce a fost furat ziua în amiaza mare lângă Catedrala Notre Damme. Era furios și ne-a spus că este inacceptabil să se întample așa ceva într-un oraș civilizat. 'În ce lume trăim?’ tot urla el”, a declarat șocat Decebal Popesco, agent de poliție.

    Martorii susțin că zonele aglomerate din centrul Parisului sunt acum evitate de teroriști, speriați de grupurile mari de români care activează în zonă. “Pe doi teroriști i-au furat ieri cu metoda Maradona, iar al treilea a fost jefuit azi în autobuz. Când aud cuvintele “Băiatu’, Băiatu’” teroriștii o iau la fugă”, a declarat o sursă din primărie.

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    l-au prins pe cel care a tras in helicopterul rusesc,care trebuia sa salveze pilotii avionului doborat de turci.


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    Aici subiectul este de razboiul din Siria, nu de romanii din Franta.
    Momentan vad ca razboiul a ajuns si in Damascus, cu tot ca pina acuma nu auzeai prea multe de lupte in Damascus.
    Sa vedem cum ii place lui Assad sa traiasca intre ruini.
    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-39321098
    Ultima modificare făcută de romi_in_florida; 19.03.2017 la 21:08.
    Daci cu draci, Tepes ar fi bun !!!

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