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  1. #21
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    UN delegates have been in Cancun, Mexico over the last two weeks obsessing passionately about climate change and preparing for the next Kyoto-style climate treaty at this year's Climate Change Conference -- the COP16. At last year’s conference, they treated the delegates to an irresponsible scare video that depicted a little girl running away from tornadoes and torrential floods.
    This year, however, some college students working with CFACT, a free market environmental group, attended the conference and got UN delegates to fall for an old trick: Signing a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide—in other words, a petition to ban water. H2O.

    On CFACT's blog, they write:

    almost every delegate that collegian students approached signed their petition to ban that all too dangerous substance, which contributes to the greenhouse effect, is the major substance in acid rain, and is fatal if inhaled.

    This is an old trick devised by several students in the 1990s to demonstrate how easy it is to scare the scientifically illiterate. I've done it myself twice, but I never thought to test the scientific literacy of UN Climate Conference bureaucrats. Well done.
    plecat de-acasă.

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    Citat Postat în original de aramis_13 Vezi post
    This is an old trick devised by several students in the 1990s to demonstrate how easy it is to scare the scientifically illiterate. I've done it myself twice, but I never thought to test the scientific literacy of UN Climate Conference bureaucrats. Well done.
    Citi dintre cei care semneaza sunt convinsi ? cred ca in cel mai bun caz 50%
    In general vorbind sunt convinsa ca multi se alatura unor cause numai pentru ca aspira la niste avantaje .
    Crezi ca toti vinzatorii au marfa buna ? totusi multi vind si se gaseste cine sa cumpere sau sa le distribuie -;(
    Apropos de marfa , anul trecut cind a dat zapada aia mare pe aici , au disparut toate lopetile de zapada din magazine , iar anul asta vad ca au disparut luminitele pentru brad .
    free your mind before your mind will set you free

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    Se întâmplă în America. Desigur, ţara tuturor posibilităţilor.
    Dar când o să vedem asemenea rezultate în România?

    A former (deleted) police officer was convicted Friday with pointing a gun at two people while he was off-duty and drunk.

    A jury convicted Jorge L. (deleted), 25, of four misdemeanors: disorderly conduct, operating a firearm while intoxicated and two counts of intentionally pointing a gun at a person, according to online court records.

    (deleted) was fired by (deleted) Police Chief Edward (deleted) last month, according to spokeswoman Anne E. (deleted). He has appealed with the Fire and Police Commission. Unlike a felony, a misdemeanor conviction does not bar someone from being a police officer.

    (deleted) is set to be sentenced March 31. He faces a maximum of 36 months behind bars.

    Two other men who were with (deleted) during the incident were convicted earlier.

    According to the criminal complaint:

    (deleted) was a passenger in a Dodge Charger on July 8 when the Charger's driver was chasing a Ford Explorer driven by his girlfriend because he was jealous that another man was with her inside the Explorer. The Charger's driver cut off the Explorer, forcing it to stop.

    (deleted) pointed his gun at the people inside the Explorer and said: "Open the door or I'll kill you. Open the door or I'll shoot you in the head," according to the complaint. (deleted) and the other passenger from the Charger stood on the Explorer's running boards and shouted at the people inside the vehicle while (deleted) pointed his gun at them, the complaint said.

    The woman then drove off. (deleted) and the other man held onto the Explorer for a short time before jumping off. The woman flagged down two (deleted) police officers, who took a .40-caliber Glock pistol from (deleted), according to the complaint.
    plecat de-acasă.

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    Lista completă a taxelor, impozitelor şi accizelor bisericeşti 2011:

    Căsătorie de probă – 1.100 lei
    Căsătorie de interes – 1.500 lei
    Taxă de vreme urîtă afară – 250 lei
    Taxă de vreme frumoasă – 300 lei
    Taxă de vreme frumoasă cu raze de soare, vînticel plăcut şi curcubeu – 350 lei
    Mireasă tinerică – 150 lei
    Mireasă bătrînioară- 200 lei
    Doar partea cu coroanele şi învîrtit în jurul altarului – 450 lei
    Naşă mare furnizată prin abilitatea BOR – 60 lei
    Pupat icoane cu sfinţi importanţi – 100 lei buc.
    Pupat icoane cu sfinţi secundari şi asociaţi – 45 lei buc.
    Peste 5 invitaţi – 200 lei
    Intre 5 şi 8 invitaţi – 250 lei
    Peste 8 invitaţi – 330 lei
    Lasere, fum, jocuri de lumini – 400 lei
    Extra tămîie – 20 lei bulgărele
    Dat din cădelniţă 1-10 ori – 220 lei
    Dat din cădelniţă 10-20 ori – 250 lei
    Extra cădelniţă – 40 lei pe pendulare
    Sobor live – 450 lei
    Sobor playback – 300 lei

    Botez copil nou născut – 500 lei
    Botez copil bătrîior – 700 lei
    Suprataxă copil supraponderal – 50 lei
    Acoperit căi respiratorii copil – 40 lei
    Fără acoperire căi respiratorii – 20 lei
    Apă călduţă şi curată în cristelniţă -30 lei
    Apă refolosită de la robinet – 10 lei
    Scăldat copil cu totul – 150 lei
    Băgat copil doar cu vîrful în apă – 5 lei
    Stropit copil cu pistolul cu apă – 2 lei
    Topping mir – 4 lei
    Ulei parfumat – 5 lei
    Ulei de gătit – 2 lei
    Taxă gemeni – 200 lei

    Slujbă înmormîntare cu decedat – 800 lei
    Slujbă înmormîntare fără decedat – 500 lei
    Slujbă prin corespondenţă/telefon/Skype – 300/350/500 lei
    menţiune “la loc cu verdeaţă” – 40 lei
    menţiune “ţărînă din ţărînă” – 30 lei
    “la dreapta Tatălui”- 80 lei
    Slujbă cu sfîrşit optimist şi fericit – 100 lei
    Slujbă cu sfîrşit – 80 lei

    Exorcism clasic – 2.000 lei
    Exorcism cu finalizare – 2500 lei
    Exorcism de tip “Tanacu” – 200 lei
    Efecte speciale în plus – 100 lei
    Exorcism demon major atestat bisericesc – 2500 lei
    Exorcism demon cu experienţă/ legiune demoni – 3000 lei
    Exorcism demon minor neatestat bisericesc – 1900 lei
    Atestare demon – 600 lei

    Sfinţire imobil nou – 20 lei/m pătrat
    Sfinţire imobile vechi, blocuri vechi – 30 lei/m pătrat
    Sfinţire vilă – 5.000 lei, PROMOŢIE!!!
    Sfinţire anexă/ garaj/ boxă bloc – 10 lei/m pătrat
    Sfinţire coteţ – 5 lei
    Sfinţire autoturism mai vechi de 5 ani – 500 lei
    Sfinţire autoturism mai nou de 5 ani – 300 lei
    Sfinţire autoturism peste 2.000 cm cubi – 800 lei

    Spovedanie long/medium/short – 50/40/30 lei
    Împărtăşanie – 80 lei
    Ultima împărtăşanie – 100 lei
    Împărtăşanie vin doagă/ Prince Mircea/ Bordeaux, şampanie – 10/30/100 lei

    Iertare păcate – 150 lei
    Iertare păcate medii – 200 lei
    Iertare păcate grave (crimă, viol, pornografie, sex premarital, lumbago, skandenberg) – 500 lei
    Rezervare loc Rai – 15.000 lei
    Rezervare loc Rai fără scaun – 14.000 lei
    Rezervare loc Purgatoriu – 8.000 lei
    Rezervare ghena iadului, veşnicie – 500 lei/veşnicie
    plecat de-acasă.

  5. #25
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    ca în fiecare an, se aproprie sezonul taxelor. o mică povestioară...

    Bar Stool Economics:
    Suppose that every day 10 men go out for beer & the bill for all 10 comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes it would go something like this:
    The 1st 4 men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
    The 5th would pay $1
    The 6th would pay $3
    The 7th would pay $7
    The 8th would pay $12
    The 9th would pay $18
    The 10th (the richest) would pay $59
    So, that's what they decided to do.
    The 10 men drank in the bar every day & seemed quite happy with the arrangement until one day the owner threw them a curve.
    "Since you are all such good customers” he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20"
    Drinks for the 10 now cost just $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the 1st 4 men were unaffected. They would still drink for free.
    But what about the other 6 men - the paying customers?
    How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his "fair share"?
    They realized that $20 divided by 6 is $3.33.
    But if they subtracted that from everybody's share then the 5th and 6th man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.
    So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each would pay.

    And so:
    The 5th man, like the 1st 4 now paid nothing (100% savings)
    The 6th now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings)
    The 7th now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% savings)
    The 8th now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings)
    The 9th now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings)
    The 10th now paid $50 instead of $59 (15% savings)

    Each of the 6 was better off than before.

    And the first 4 continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant the men began to compare their savings.
    "I only got $1 out of the $20!"declared the 6th man.
    He pointed to the 10th man, "But he got $9!"
    "Yeah, that's right”, exclaimed the 5th man.
    “I only saved $1 too. It's unfair that he got 9 times more than I!"

    "That's true!" Shouted the 7th man.
    "Why should he get $9 back when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
    "Wait a minute," yelled the 1st 4 men in unison.
    "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"
    The 9 men surrounded the 10th & beat him up. The next night the 10th man didn't show up for drinks so the 9 sat down & had beers without him.
    But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important.
    They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
    And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works.
    The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction.
    Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy and they just may not show up anymore.
    In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

    For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
    plecat de-acasă.

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    Implicit E de rău? E de bine?

    Cică vine sfârşitul lumii. În 2012. dacă vreţi să îi supravieţuiţi, noi avem soluţia! La noi şi numai la noi! Şanse de reuşită 110%. Garantat!

    Mutaţi-vă în România. Noi suntem cu 50 de ani înapoia celorlalte ţări!
    plecat de-acasă.

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    Citat Postat în original de manolica1 Vezi post
    Citat Postat în original de aramis_13 Vezi post
    bine neică manolică, hai că-ți pun un filmulete când mă duc mâine înapoi.
    manolică, merge taică?


    asta-i defuncta:
    plecat de-acasă.

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    nu merge filmul... cica: this video is private, adica tu si cu tine vedeti filmul

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    manolică, te-mbătași...
    plecat de-acasă.

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    chiar nu mergea mai devreme, oricum e irelevant, mergeai la vale pe pilot si abia resetasei computeru...

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