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Boierul Bibescu
14.01.2005, 02:49
The President of the United States of America, George W. Bush had a heart attack and died. He went to hell where the devil was waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was former president Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing gasping for air, then immediately diving back into the water again over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil let him to the next room. In it was British Prime Minister Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and

a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No Way, I've got this problem with my shoulder. It would be constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw former President Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for awhile and finally said, "Yeah I could handle this."

The devil smiled and said . . . "Monica, you're free to go!"

14.02.2005, 03:42

04.03.2005, 18:03
In razbelu' dintre Iran si Irak, un iranian si un irakian stau fata in
fata in transee si se impusca de zor. La un moment dat iranianului i se
blocheaza pusca:

- Dumnezeii ma-tii de pusca imputita! injura iranianu' in cea mai
pura limba romaneasca de care era el in stare. Irakianu' il aude si il
intreaba intr-o romaneasca stalcita:

- Bei, da de inde stii tu romineste, bei?

- Pai am facut scoala in Romania.

- Zeu? Si unde facut tu scoala?

- In Cluj .

- Nu mai spune! Si ce scoala fecut tu, bei?

- Politehnica. Da' tu de unde stii romaneste?

- Pei si eu fecut scoala la Romania.

- Daaa? Ce scoala?

- Eu fecut Medicin la Tirgu Mures.

Iranianu' intre timp isi reparase pusca si incepe sa traga dupa irakian rafala dupa rafala,

- Ia de-aici, gura matii de ungur!

07.03.2005, 21:58
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/14/14_6_11.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZRxdm185YYRO) Cica Ceausescu primeste vizita marelui general francez Charles De Gaulle . Stiind ca generalul este mare amator de vanatoare , Ceausescu i-l invita pe acesta la o partida . La un moment Charles De Gaulle vede un iepure si politicos din fire i-l arata lui Ceausescu spunandu-i :Apres vous . Ceausescu pune pusca la ochi , trage si iepurele cade secerat . Mai merg ei ce mai merg si Charles De Gaulle iar vede un iepure , politicos i-l arata din nou lui Ceausescu spunandu-i :apres vous . Ceausescu poc si iepurul pica . Mai merg ei ce mai merg si de data asta vede Ceausescu un iepure . Atunci se intoarce topaind catre Charles De Gaulle si-i spune : uite ,uite , inca un apres vous .

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