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american_prayer
10.04.2009, 08:50
-tot ce mananci are gust de ceapa si usturoi
-incerci sa reciclezi ambalajele de la flori, hartia de la cadouri si evident folia de aluminiu
-stai langa cele mai mari doua valize din aeroport
-ajungi la petreceri cu una/doua ore intarziere si ti se pare normal
-copii tai au porecle care suna departe de numele lor real-
-dupa ce mergi in vizita la cineva, la plecare mai stai o ora in fata usii la povesti
-parintii tai nu arunca niciodata nimic si daca reusesti sa arunci ceva la gunoi apare in mod misterios inapoi
-ai perdele de dantela
-ai fata de masa din macrame
-ai covoare care acopera fiecare cm din casa ta
-ai sau ai avut covoare pe pereti
- mama ta iti spune ca esti slab chiar daca ai 110 kg
-ai draperii macar la o usa din casa
-mama ta recicleaza pahare din plastic, farfurii din carton si pungile de la sandwichuri, spalandu-le
-ai fata de masa din vinyl pe masa din bucatarie
-folosesti sacosile primite la cumparaturi pe post de pungi de gunoi
-raftul tau din bucatarie este plin de borcane de gem, varietati de recipiente de plastic si sticla
-mama ta spala rufe la 40 C la masina
-cand gatesti nu folosesti ustensile de cantarit
-nu poti pleca in calatorii decat daca te conduc macar 5 persoane la autobuz, tren sau aeroport
-suni interuban numai dupa ora 11 PM
-parintii te suna si te intreaba daca ai mancat, chiar daca e miezul noptii
-parintii tai nu realizeaza ca tehnologia s-a imbunatatit si atunci cand suna in strainatate inca mai urla la telefon
-ai coverturi uzate pe canapea doar ca sa nu se murdareasca tapiteria
-nu cunosti mai mult din jumatatea invitatiilor la nunta ta...pentru ca parintii tai i-au invitat
-ai vazut pamantul din interiorul unui WC din tren, in mers
-copilul tau poarta caciulita si 3 pulovere in septembrie desi sant 25 gr afara
-porti pantalon din septembrie pana in mai
-daca vezi pe cineva in pantaloni scurti in decembrie zici ca e nebun, desi sunt 20 gr afara
-cand vin rudele din provincie la tine in vizita stai cu ochii pe televizor (butelie)
-te gandesti ca daca bei lapte si manaci fructe(in special prune ) te ajuta sa gasesti toaleta mai repede
-crezi ca "urda", "mamaliga", "parizer", "telemea", "zacusca" sunt feluri internationale de mancare
-cand vin straini in vizita la tine te distrezi dandu-le cea mai tare tuica din casa...si cand reusesc sa bea un pahar le mai torni...
-cand ai musafiri si ii intrebi daca servesc ceva si ei spun ca "NU" la tine inseamna ca "DA"

american_prayer
10.04.2009, 08:51
You know you're Romanian if...
You cant have a boyfriend when you are 17 but you have to be married at
18.

You grew up on liver pate sandwiches.... and thought that it was normal.

You make your own noodles.

You had to share a room until you were 21.

You eat everything with sour cream.

You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.

You are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the airport.

You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think its normal.

All your children have nick names, which sound nowhere close to their
real names.

You know someone with 20 kids.

You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

You can fit 10 people into a Dacia.

You know what a Dacia is.

Your parents never throw anything away and if you by some chance manage to get something to make it to the garbage can... it mysteriously appears back where it was again.

You have lace tablecloths.

You have lace curtains.

You have lace curtains hanging across doorways.

You have rugs covering every inch of your house.

You have or ever had rugs on your walls.

Your mom tells you you're too skinny even though your 30 pounds
overweight.

You ever heard of 'stomach stew'.

You know someone that married his girlfriend of 2 months.

You ever said, "Nu pot right now ca sunt busy!" or any other sentence
in a similar bilingual format.

Your mom is a doctor and force feeds you medicine for anything ranging
from a headache, stomach ache to a stubbed toe.

Your house is full of Romanian medicine that is probably illegal here.

You and your friends have ever been kicked out of a restaurant or
recreational park for being too loud or rowdy.

Your mom recycles plastic cups and paper plates, and sandwich bags by
washing them.

You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.

You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

Your dad ever butchered a pig or lamb.

You ever ate pig skin.

You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as
possible.

Your kitchen shelf is full of jam jars, varieties of bowls and plastic
utensils (Got free with some household items).

Your mom ever chased you with a rolling pin or a broom telling you to
stop so that she could hit you.

Your dad ever threatened to smack you across the mouth for being
disrespectful.

You're twenty years old and your parents are trying to send you to
romoville to get you married cause your old.

Getting married at 18 is normal.

Getting married at 16 actually happens.

Your mom washes your clothing at 40.

A new tax being passed by the government is simply a cover up because
the end of the world is really coming.

Asking if you can get a discount at a discount store on clearance items
is normal and not embarrassing for your parents.

You don't use measuring cups when cooking.

You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax.

You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.

You only make long distance calls after 11 p.m.

If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've
eaten, even if it's midnight.

When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you
discover you're talking to a distant cousin.

Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have
improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their
lungs when making foreign calls.

You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them away from getting
dirty.

It's "normal" if your wedding has 600 people.

You dont know half the people at your wedding cuz your parents invited
them.

You have mastered the art of bargaining in grocery shopping.

You walk out of the grocery store with no less then two packed shopping
carts weekly.

You ever took a picture in a bathroom or saw a pic of a group of girls
in a bathroom.

You have a RO sticker on your car.

american_prayer
10.04.2009, 08:52
You know you've been too long in Romania if....


You hate air conditioning because you think it's going to cause the most awful diseases;

You drive around in summer with the left arm extended as far as possible out the window, preferably with a cigarette between your fingers, and you keep flicking the ash;

You let your mother do everything for you such as washing your clothes, cleaning your house, and generally running your life;

You don't call people on your mobile, but instead send a missed call for them to ring you, in order to cut down on the phone bill;

You actually wonder why they don't call you back, and get annoyed;

You use circular lace thingies on which to put things like vases, table lamps etc

On the said circular lace thingies, you also place porcelain ornaments in the form of hunter with dog, leaping fish and girl carrying bucket;

You still use antimacassars on the back of your armchair;

You eat a dinner of Ciorba de Perisoare (topped with smantana), 1/2 Kilo of pork, a portion of Cartofi Taranesti, a load of pilaf, maybe a few sarmale, topped off by a plate of Papanasi with LOTS of smantana and a few beers, followed two hours later by 8 mici and a plate of greasy chips, with more beer, and then wonder why you are putting on weight;

You smoke 60 a day;

You think everyone in the west has a 400 sq. metre villa, six luxury cars, a yacht and a collection of diamonds just for the wife, and doesn't actually work as there's no need;

You don't mind queueing for an hour in the supermarket because the person in front with the four trolleys piled with bottles of soft drinks and washing powder has realised he doesn't have enough cash on him to pay, and he starts an argument with the checkout girl (like, it's her fault he miscalculated the price);

You expect as a matter of course to wait in shops in malls while the assistants clip their nails, fix their hair and call Mariela on the mobile for a chat;

You go to a "house & home" exhibition and a bevy of girls in micro-micro-minis (great legs, granted) swarm around you to persuade you to buy a transverse-position hydraulic-action hi-speed-compression water pump, or at a book fair, the girl with the large outstanding qualities in front and very tight top tells you that the latest book in Swahili by Okandu Mobango is a very good read and you must have it;

You've just bought a top-of-the-range washing machine in Flanco, but still insist on washing by hand to save on electricity;

You swerve wildly, even if there's an artic coming straight at you, to avoid even the most miniscule pothole;

You don't use a seat-belt because you heard a story once about a guy who was trapped in a burning car at the bottom of a 400 metre cliff and burned to death;

You drive at 180 kph on even tiny roads, but when someone flashes to say there are cops in the neighbourhood, you slow down to 50 in a 100 zone;

When you hear someone say "We live in Romania and that takes up all our free time", you nod and smile knowingly;

You relate fully to this and find it amusing!!

american_prayer
10.04.2009, 08:56
You also know you're Romanian if:

-You cheer and applaud when you hear a news report on TV about how much the government was defrauded in unpaid taxes last year, and a few minutes later wonder aloud why the government is not spending more money on health, education etc

-You cannot understand the point of paying insurance, but believe there should be some way of getting your money back if your car is damaged in an accident

-You moan about how poor you are as a young Romanian, while you get ready to take your Audi A6 to the garage for a service, before going to meet some friends at a trendy bar near Piata Unirii or Pta Romana, stopping along the way at the travel agent's to pay for the Greek holiday you plan to take
(Ouch!!)

-You refuse to pay 50 RON (15 euro) at a private clinic to see a doctor, as a matter of principle, and instead queue for 3 hours at a govt hospital to see a free doctor, for whom you feel you must bring 30 euro worth of "presents" to be sure of "getting cared for properly"

-You spend 6 hours driving up an overcrowded Prahova Valley "to get away from it all" at the weekend, along with everyone else in Bucharest

-You studiously try to avoid every minute little bump in the road, but happily drive 15cm up over an elevated tram line to save 20 metres' driving

-You drive on the tramline to get ahead, and wonder why everyone else is doing it too

-You complain about the slowness when you take the tram instead of driving because of said delays!!

-You disconnect one headlamp, believing the measure to cut down on battery consumption

-You're caught in total gridlock, and honk at the guy stuck in front to get a move on (gee, why doesn't everyone else think of doing that?)

american_prayer
10.04.2009, 08:58
You find love in a place where you never thought you would find it.


You spend your last days thinking of Romania.



You go to sleep looking at the picture of the woman that made your dreams come true.


You find yourself at Fornetti's day after day just so you could spend one minute talking to the woman of your dreams and getting a good lunch treat at the same time.


You get a free hug, and wish for them when you are no longer there.


You find your the guy queued in line at La Fourmia with 10 huge bottles of water, 15 cans of orange soda, and 14 bags of Supa Alfabet and two jars of Arabiatta Spaghetti sauce, and 4 cartons of Angel hair pasta. Seeing the line behind you, and the counter filled to the brim with your things, you quickly sack your goods before Bebsi comes in and gives you a hard stare.


You end up taking care of the Babushka on the street corner where you live, despite being told she is part of the beggars mafia. You just know the pain she has had in life and in having to spend her last days begging for money to just get by, and at the same time pay the politia a piece of the action so she can get by another day.


You have the air condition on day and night, finally realizing why your eyes are so dry, because you had it on dry instead of cool.


Washing your clothes in the bathtub and hanging the clothes to dry all over the apartment while they spread water all over the wooden floor. Then finding out later that there is a wash lady who takes care of that but you never thought to ask, especially when the washer didn't work even though it was hooked up in the bathroom.


Not having any toilet paper on arrival to your apartment from a long plane ride, and needing desperately to use the bathroom.


Having to hail a Taxi at midnight to find toilet paper and a store, and not being able to communicate that you need to go to the store, and being hauled off and thrown out of the taxi after vomiting profusely in his cab only to take the toilet paper from the Hilton because you couldn't afford to pay 800 Euros a night for its use.


Finding yourself on a street corner having a deja vu moment and knowing that you were once born in Romania, and that after all the years you have been alive in this life, you have now finally arrived home.


Supa Alfabet day after day because it's all you can really afford....


Walking 3 miles in 114 degree heat to get Arabiatta sauce for the nights meal of pasta...


Losing 20 pounds in 8 weeks because you are finally seeing how bad the food is for you in the USA, and just how good it is in Romania.


Finding true all encompassing love in life only to have leave her the minute you profess it to her.



Seeing Romania as it is. A culture of strength and determination to get ahead in life, with a huge amount of real love for it's people.



Flowers which don't look like flowers anywhere else in the world.



Almost getting run over crossing the street, and moments before the car misses you, knowing that you could have waited just three more seconds and you would have been dead.



La Fourmia every 3 days..Carrefour anyone? It's too far, just go to La Fourmia...




Quiet nights....



Being alone when you wish not to be alone...



Taxis. I said it was 25 lei minimum charge. No you didn't. Politia???? Ok here is the 25....



Doro and his midget sidekick coming by every week to collect the rent. 1100 Lei...


Feeling things crawling in your hair only to go and whack it all off and find nothing there at all. It's Romanian kit to have almost no hair..


OTP, smells like sewage upon getting off the plane at night. In the day, the airport is filled with crying and weeping like no other place on earth. It was painful to leave, very painful...


Dreaming of going back and willing to work for food just to get there.



Women....Oh the women...My god they are so beautiful...No where else on earth have I seen such beauty..



God, help me to get home, please help me to get home.....

american_prayer
10.04.2009, 09:02
ma opresc aici , dar va rog sa continuati si sa adaugati imagini sau completari la completarile mele ... orice va aminteste de Romania sau va caracterizeaza ca romani ... fie in Romana sau Engleza ... suntem internationali si sper cu totii parte dintr-o comunitate cel putin bilingua.

american_prayer
10.04.2009, 09:04
Quote:

" You don't call people on your mobile, but instead send a missed call for them to ring you, in order to cut down on the phone bill"


" Actually its called beeping (when they only ring twice and hang up). I am in Ireland and my friend is in Romania. They have this sytem of giving your phone 2 rings just to let u know they are thinking of you. It drove me crazy as I used to get 20 Beeps a day from her and she would expect me to beep back at every time."

american_prayer
05.09.2009, 01:17
sunt uimita ca nimeni nu a avut nimic de adaugat la categoria :Stii sigur ca esti roman daca...

aramis_13
05.09.2009, 05:10
dar de ce eşti uimită? păi nu ai motiv:
- unu, că sunt vechi.
- doi, nu realizezi ce stupid e topicul ăsta?

fifi
06.09.2009, 14:36
dar de ce eşti uimită? păi nu ai motiv:
- unu, că sunt vechi.
- doi, nu realizezi ce stupid e topicul ăsta?

De acord, sunt vechi şi răsuflate rău aş zice şi stupid din moment ce intitulându-se „Ştii sigur că eşti român dacă:” pe un forum românesc, vorbind despre români, român fiind, postezi în engleză. În rest, pungile de la cumpărături le recilează şi canadieni stabiliţi aici de câteva generaţii.

elliane
07.09.2009, 03:00
În rest, pungile de la cumpărături le recilează şi canadieni stabiliţi aici de câteva generaţii.Bine ca am invatat si noi ceva despre cum sa nu-ti arunci banii la gunoi.Punga de la cumparaturi o platesti 0.o5 centi,(cel putin,aici)de ce ar trebui s-o arunci si sa cumperi altele pentru gunoi??

american_prayer
12.09.2009, 21:44
o sa traduc partile in engleza, ok ?!

http://www.rdt.dordetara.ro/rdt1.m3u


stii sigur ca esti roman daca asculti un post de radio intitulat : dor de tara ?!!!

shogunelu
12.09.2009, 21:54
http://www.rdt.dordetara.ro/rdt1.m3u


stii sigur ca esti roman daca asculti un post de radio intitulat : dor de tara ?!!!


Pai ce sa ascult, radio dor-de-Burkina-Faso ??

american_prayer
12.09.2009, 23:13
Stii sigur ca esti din Romania cand …
nu poti iesi la intalniri la 17 ani , dar poti fi casatorit/a la 18 ani.
Ai crescut pe pateu de ficat pe paine si ti s-a parut normal.
Stii sa faci fidele.
A trebuit sa imparti o camera cu cineva pana la varsta de 21 de ani.
Adaugi smantana la tot ce mananci.
Incerci sa refolosesti ambalaje de cadouri, cutii de cadouri si , desigur, folie de aluminiu.
Poti fi gasit langa cele mai mari valize din aeroport.
Sosesti la petreceri cu doua ore intarziere si ti se pare normal.
Copii tai au nume de alint care nu suna in nici un fel similar cu numele lor reale.
Ai auzit de cineva care are 20 de copii.
Inainte de a parasi casa cumva, petreci o ora de vorba pe prag.
Poti sa inghesuiesti 10 persoane intr-o Dacie 
Stii ce e o Dacie.
Parintii tai nu arunca nimic la gunoi, si daca, printr-un tertip reusesti sa pui ceva in gunoi, pe o care miraculoasa reapare in casa de fiecare data.
Ai fete de masa din dantela.
Ai perdele din dantela.
Ai dantele atarnate la usi.
Ai covoare care acopera fiecare centimetru din casa.
Ai sau ai avut carpete pe pereti.
Mama ta iti spune ca esti prea slab , chiar daca ai vreo 20 de kg in plus.
Esti familiar cu ciorba de burta.
Cunosti pe cineva care s-a casatorit cu o persoana cunoscuta acum 2 luni.
Folosesti expresii de genul: nu pot acum ca sunt busy (ocupat)! Sau expresii similare de genul biling.
Mama ta e “doctor” sit e indoapa cu pastille de tot genul pentru orice durere, fie ca e de cap, de stomac, sau doar ti-ai lovit degetul mare de la picior.
Ai casa plina de medicamente care ar fi considerate ilegale in orice alta tara.
Tu sau prietenii tai ati fost dati afara dintr-un restaurant sau un parc pe motiv ca ati fost prea galagiosi.
Mama ta spala si recupereaza cani de plastic , farfurii de hartie si pungi pentru sandwhich-uri.
Ai fata de masa din plastic la bucatarie.
Folosesti pungi de la cumparaturi pe post de pungi de gunoi.
Ai marturisit uciderea unui miel sau a unui porc de catre tatal tau.
Ai mancat sorici.
Pastrezi resturi de mancare in frigider in nenumarate castroane.
Bucataria ti-e plina de borcane si containere pe care le-ai obtinuit gratuit, pe care le-ai pastrat dupa ce ai terminat produsul cumparat (borcane de gem, cutii de cafea).
Ai fost alergat de mama ta, fie cu matura sau cu intainzatorul de coca, in timp ce ti se propunea sa te opresti, ca sa te poate lovi.
Taica-tau te-a amenintat sa te loveasca peste gura pe motiv de lipsa de respect.
Ai numai 20 de ani si parintii tai incearca disperati si ingrijorati sa te casatoreasca.
E normal sa te casatoresti la 18 ani.
Sa te casatoresti la 16 ani e posibil.
Mama inca iti spala rufele, desi ai 40 de ani.
Cand Guvernul mareste taxele, trebuie sa fie un complot care va fi urmat de sfarsitul lumii.
Parintii tai nu se simt deloc rusinati sa intrebe de preturi reduse la un magazin cu preturi déjŕ reduse.
Cand gatesti, masori ingredientele din ochi.
Ti se pare ca a dat norocul peste tine, daca poti sa te strecori fara sa platesti taxe.
Nu poti calatori, daca nu te insotesc la despartire sau nu te intampina la revenire cel putin 5 persoane, fie ca e o calatorie cu masina, cu avionul sau cu trenul.
Poti sa dai telefon in afara orasului, sau a judetului numai dupa ora 11 noaptea.
Cand nu mai locuiesti cu parintii, te intreaba daca ai mancat cina , chiar daca e trecut de miezul noptii.
Cand parintii tai se opresc in mijlocul drumului , sa vorbeasca cu o persoana necunoscuta, aflii ca ai un var.
Parintii tai nu inteleg ca tehnologia telefonica s-a improvizat in ultimii 20 de ani si inca mai tipa din adancul plamanilor cand stau de vb la telefon cu cineva din strainatate.
Ai paturi si cearsafuri care acopera canapelele ca sa nu se murdareasca.
E de asteptat sa ai 600 de invitati la nunta.
E normal sa nu cunosti jumatate din invitati pentru ca au fost invitati de parintii tai.
Esti expert in a te tocmi pentru un pręt mai un la piata sau la magazine.
Nu pleci din magazin fara doua cosuri pline de alimente , cel putin de doua ori pe saptamana.
Ai facut poze intr-o baie publica, sau ai vazut o poza cu un grup de fete in baie.
Ai un abtipild RO-manesc pe geamul masinii.

marian42
13.09.2009, 05:15
nu realizezi ce stupid e topicul ăsta?
Liber cugetatorule (initial am vrut sa-ti zic ateu, da' mi-a fost teama c-ai sa ma parasti la stapanire pe motiv de vocabular injurios), cum dracu se face ca-s intru totul de acord cu tine aici?
Si la fel: cum dracu se face ca doar noi doi am sesizat asta?

PS. Dac-as avea macar un leu pentru fiecare yankeu, neamt, italian, japonez, boshiman, etc, perfect incadrabil in majoritatea categoriilor postate, as face pishu cu bolta pe alde Trump si Gates, bashca m-as adresa lor cu apelativul sarantocilor.

aramis_13
13.09.2009, 05:44
mă abţin să îţi răspund.

american_prayer
13.09.2009, 21:41
ura naste contradictii ... contradictiile creeaza publiciate . publicitate = faima.

JulianM
02.03.2010, 18:46
Stii sigur ca esti din Romania cand …
nu poti iesi la intalniri la 17 ani , dar poti fi casatorit/a la 18 ani.
Ai crescut pe pateu de ficat pe paine si ti s-a parut normal.
Stii sa faci fidele.
A trebuit sa imparti o camera cu cineva pana la varsta de 21 de ani.
Adaugi smantana la tot ce mananci.
Incerci sa refolosesti ambalaje de cadouri, cutii de cadouri si , desigur, folie de aluminiu.
Poti fi gasit langa cele mai mari valize din aeroport.
Sosesti la petreceri cu doua ore intarziere si ti se pare normal.
Copii tai au nume de alint care nu suna in nici un fel similar cu numele lor reale.
Ai auzit de cineva care are 20 de copii.
Inainte de a parasi casa cumva, petreci o ora de vorba pe prag.
Poti sa inghesuiesti 10 persoane intr-o Dacie 
Stii ce e o Dacie.
Parintii tai nu arunca nimic la gunoi, si daca, printr-un tertip reusesti sa pui ceva in gunoi, pe o care miraculoasa reapare in casa de fiecare data.
Ai fete de masa din dantela.
Ai perdele din dantela.
Ai dantele atarnate la usi.
Ai covoare care acopera fiecare centimetru din casa.
Ai sau ai avut carpete pe pereti.
Mama ta iti spune ca esti prea slab , chiar daca ai vreo 20 de kg in plus.
Esti familiar cu ciorba de burta.
Cunosti pe cineva care s-a casatorit cu o persoana cunoscuta acum 2 luni.
Folosesti expresii de genul: nu pot acum ca sunt busy (ocupat)! Sau expresii similare de genul biling.
Mama ta e “doctor” sit e indoapa cu pastille de tot genul pentru orice durere, fie ca e de cap, de stomac, sau doar ti-ai lovit degetul mare de la picior.
Ai casa plina de medicamente care ar fi considerate ilegale in orice alta tara.
Tu sau prietenii tai ati fost dati afara dintr-un restaurant sau un parc pe motiv ca ati fost prea galagiosi.
Mama ta spala si recupereaza cani de plastic , farfurii de hartie si pungi pentru sandwhich-uri.
Ai fata de masa din plastic la bucatarie.
Folosesti pungi de la cumparaturi pe post de pungi de gunoi.
Ai marturisit uciderea unui miel sau a unui porc de catre tatal tau.
Ai mancat sorici.
Pastrezi resturi de mancare in frigider in nenumarate castroane.
Bucataria ti-e plina de borcane si containere pe care le-ai obtinuit gratuit, pe care le-ai pastrat dupa ce ai terminat produsul cumparat (borcane de gem, cutii de cafea).
Ai fost alergat de mama ta, fie cu matura sau cu intainzatorul de coca, in timp ce ti se propunea sa te opresti, ca sa te poate lovi.
Taica-tau te-a amenintat sa te loveasca peste gura pe motiv de lipsa de respect.
Ai numai 20 de ani si parintii tai incearca disperati si ingrijorati sa te casatoreasca.
E normal sa te casatoresti la 18 ani.
Sa te casatoresti la 16 ani e posibil.
Mama inca iti spala rufele, desi ai 40 de ani.
Cand Guvernul mareste taxele, trebuie sa fie un complot care va fi urmat de sfarsitul lumii.
Parintii tai nu se simt deloc rusinati sa intrebe de preturi reduse la un magazin cu preturi déjŕ reduse.
Cand gatesti, masori ingredientele din ochi.
Ti se pare ca a dat norocul peste tine, daca poti sa te strecori fara sa platesti taxe.
Nu poti calatori, daca nu te insotesc la despartire sau nu te intampina la revenire cel putin 5 persoane, fie ca e o calatorie cu masina, cu avionul sau cu trenul.
Poti sa dai telefon in afara orasului, sau a judetului numai dupa ora 11 noaptea.
Cand nu mai locuiesti cu parintii, te intreaba daca ai mancat cina , chiar daca e trecut de miezul noptii.
Cand parintii tai se opresc in mijlocul drumului , sa vorbeasca cu o persoana necunoscuta, aflii ca ai un var.
Parintii tai nu inteleg ca tehnologia telefonica s-a improvizat in ultimii 20 de ani si inca mai tipa din adancul plamanilor cand stau de vb la telefon cu cineva din strainatate.
Ai paturi si cearsafuri care acopera canapelele ca sa nu se murdareasca.
E de asteptat sa ai 600 de invitati la nunta.
E normal sa nu cunosti jumatate din invitati pentru ca au fost invitati de parintii tai.
Esti expert in a te tocmi pentru un pręt mai un la piata sau la magazine.
Nu pleci din magazin fara doua cosuri pline de alimente , cel putin de doua ori pe saptamana.
Ai facut poze intr-o baie publica, sau ai vazut o poza cu un grup de fete in baie.
Ai un abtipild RO-manesc pe geamul masinii.

Eu "rezonez" la multe din astea de-aici - mai ales în ce privește pe ceilalți, de ex. chestiile cu guvernul, cu părinții ...

Dar nici de-al naibii nu ma simt român ! (ma simt doar "latin" - iar Cioran ar avea multe de obiectat la treaba asta, chit ca și el se considera un scit, adică nu prea "mare lucru", în opinia lui ...)

Singurele mele LEGĂTURI ADEVĂRATE cu România sunt date de :
1. limba română
2. 4 persoane (rude de-ale mele, pe care nu le mai menționez aici)

Julian _____